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Paddy Sinclair's Home Page
Who is that Masked Penguin?
Current Misdemenors
- Working for Visual Sciences as a programmer ...
- Being 5'11 ¾" and hence taller than Nik.
- Being very sad and doing a lot of off and online roleplaying.
Being even sadder and pushing little bits of cardboard around hex sheets (Star Fleet Battles, Babylon 5 Wars) - But I'm not sad enough to be a
Magic player...
- A hopeless addiction to McDonald's meals and
hence rotundity
- An insane devotion to 2000AD, and of
the Man himself, Judge Dredd with
one, like awesomely respectful charge of Total Awe of the great DR and Quinch to be taken into
consideration. (The caretaking dude for this page seems to have more disk space than he
knows what to do with, so like Mind the GIFs Marlon!).
Living with Jean, Damien and Jasmin, who in order have a Doctorate in
Psychology and great patience with wayward penguins, a low attention span and a passion
for tuna, and a big bum and slightly more braincells than Damien. The last two are of
course our cats.
- Being unleashed onto the Internet by CIX and
wondering what to do with 30meg of webspace ... hmmm
Past Offences
- A degree in Mathematics and Theoretical Physics at St
Andrews University and one account of finishing off An MSc. in Computer Science at Dundee University with out due care and
attention to the dead line to be taken into account... (I'll finish in
March
September July 1998, honest ... oh bugger it, I'll
settle for the Diploma)
- One count of being a disreputable Double Glazing Salesman (Don't ask)
- I have learnt that clearing blockages in ferry toilets with bleach, rust remover
(Hydochloric acid) and a high pressure hose isn't very good for the respiratory tracks
(Again, don't ask).
- Plying Scottish Pharmacies and Health Centres with Enteric Coated Asprin (Caprin® the
Wonder Drug) and strange Medical Suction Units (from Atmos) whilst in the employ of
Sinclair Pharmaceuticals Limited ...
- Working for I-Design as a programmer until
Visual Sciences made me a better offer...
Friends and fun things ...
There's Nikkums (Nik Whitehead) who's
got links to everything and is an all round good egg; the Temporal Nexus, Gavin Greig's homepage, another
all round good egg and Whovian ... did I mention Dr Who ...?
Scotty McLeod and Vtol's homepage, a man, his
business and a very cute orange tom ...
The Suspects List, Maintained
by Pete Lindsay proves that old Saint
Androids do not die but get old disgracefully
It's very sad but I like
it .... User Friendly is a hoot
If you've ever wondered what has happened to those Roleplaying games from the 80's,
have a look at the Orphan Games'
Gazette at MC+
Creations .... The Fortean Times on line is
great for all things ... Fortean.
Send a Penguin Some mail!
frobisher@cix.co.uk or frobisher@mr-flibble.cix.co.uk
Why are some of the pages I have linked to no longer here?
Good question. Actually, I'm spring cleaning the site, which it is way, way overdue for
and am going to be rewriting large chunks soonish, so bear with me here...
What's happened to the fonts?
I'm slowly killing off all references to the Evil FONT tag on these pages, and going
whole-heartedly over to CSS. If you're getting everything in a Roman font, you've either
got your browser set up that way or an older browser that doesn't understand CSS - I
recommend you update to one that does. Try one of these, which I can personally
recommend as the best three browsers on the web