Liberal "Democrats", run away now while there is still time.
You'll have them all in your party next: all the slightly over-the-hill rock musicians, all the artists who no longer need to work in Deptford, the once-beautiful actresses who married someone rich retired at 35 and moved to Hampstead Village, the ex-squatter's rights campaigners who made a packet as consultants to property developers and ended up in the House of Lords, the historians who started as Marxists and ended up as Anglo-Catholics (and their daughters), the BBC foreign correspondents who now write opinion columns for the broadsheet press, the slightly highbrow novelists who write books about football hooligans and social-workers who swear a lot and visit prostitutes in Muswell Hill, the partially-successful poets who teach creative writing in well-known universities, the economists with wonderful new theories reconciling socio-biology with Tellytubbies, the people who write the Tellytubbies, the Tellytubbies themselves - and then you'll end up just like New Labour.